oceans & gasoline

adhd-or-nah: like for example: I’m hungry and I want to eat. But when I get to the kitchen I realize...

Thu, 21 May 2020 21:14:41 +1000

like for example:

I’m hungry and I want to eat. But when I get to the kitchen I realize I have to cook something. It’s not that hard but it’s something in the middle of where I am now and me eating. So I end up not eating.

I’m cleaning my room. There are dirty clothes all over the floor. But my laundry basket is full and so I can’t put my dirty clothes where they are supposed to go. Now my momentum for cleaning is shut down and I go back to something I know how to do, like change playlists.

and that’s on executive dysfunction

adhd-or-nah:

The thing about adhd is like if you hit any sort of roadblock while doing a task, no matter how small an obstacle, it’s gonna throw you completely off track.

fangirltothefullest: Can we please bring male corsetry into style it’s like a basic vest but laced...

Wed, 13 May 2020 22:05:37 +1000

fangirltothefullest:

Can we please bring male corsetry into style it’s like a basic vest but laced up all pretty.

Anyways, male corsetry by Innova is really cool.

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: I was a...

Thu, 07 May 2020 11:30:37 +1000

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

skygemspeaks: when barry married lup for the first time, he wasn’t too surprised that she took on...

Wed, 06 May 2020 17:27:17 +1000

skygemspeaks:

when barry married lup for the first time, he wasn’t too surprised that she took on his last name.
he was, however, surprised when taako took on his last name as well?
it was a little weird, but no more than anything else any of the twins did, so he let it go, thinking that it’d probably go away by the end of the cycle.
three cycles down the line, and taako’s still going by barry’s last name. he doesn’t really mind it though. everyone knows the twins are a package deal, so he lets it go.
then, decades and decades down the line, taako and kravitz get married.
and kravitz takes on barry’s last name as well
barry’s known the twins too long at this point to be surprised anymore.

swimmingferret: Katara water bending- Book 1 vs Book 2-3

Sun, 03 May 2020 12:56:36 +1000

swimmingferret:

Katara water bending- Book 1 vs Book 2-3

marvelgifs:Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi

Sun, 03 May 2020 12:54:51 +1000

marvelgifs:

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi

teapotsahoy: shoelace-and-friends: lastchancefancy: flaming-fru...

Sat, 02 May 2020 10:28:19 +1000

teapotsahoy:

shoelace-and-friends:

lastchancefancy:

flaming-fruitcake:

mother-entropy:

cipheramnesia:

versatilememes:

harritudur:

i just discovered this wilkinson sword ad, and it is basically #myaesthetic 😘

I’m too bi for this ad

bi-swordsual

are…are they gonna bone down on that glass covered bed?

Honestly I’m glad I wasn’t the only one concerned about the glass.

Swordplay is foreplay

…Swords have ads?????

is this ad selling… bisexuality? swords? underpants?

Don’t tell me, I want to believe it’s all of the above.

fashion-runways: FOUAD SARKIS Couture Spring/Summer 2019if you...

Tue, 28 Apr 2020 22:47:04 +1000

fashion-runways:

FOUAD SARKIS Couture Spring/Summer 2019
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a-fools-lore: callmebliss: divide-by-triple-zero: thebibliosphere: kingkilling-and-stormlight: b...

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 11:26:09 +1000

a-fools-lore:

callmebliss:

divide-by-triple-zero:

thebibliosphere:

kingkilling-and-stormlight:

birdcage:

kingkilling-and-stormlight:

khancrackers:

kingkilling-and-stormlight:

Person A: hey why do you look so tired and have bite marks all over your neck?

Person B, who got fucked within an inch of their life the night before and is about to invent vampires: oh haven’t you heard?

#and that mans name was lord byron

You made it better

No, it was John Polidori. Byron wrecked him thoroughly the night before. Facts only.

Thank you for your correction. There can only be facts in this gothic dragging

*snorts*

@therebewhaleshere has the spirit of the thing perfectly nailed

That’s what Mary Shelley said

love it

normal-horoscopes:TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE...

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 11:18:29 +1000

normal-horoscopes:

TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY

Photo

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 11:13:01 +1000

quinzelade: pretzel-log1c: an-android-in-a-tutu: cryptiboy: stalker-among-the-stars: my-little-ni...

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 11:06:25 +1000

quinzelade:

pretzel-log1c:

an-android-in-a-tutu:

cryptiboy:

stalker-among-the-stars:

my-little-ninja:

supermah:

supermah:

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

why do villains always mess up so badly

Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……

Ta-Da!

Sard borken

calling the people at the party Bruce’s “fake friends” as if he’s Bruce’s only real friend and he’s low key jealous

Okay I absolutely love this comic but I gotta offer a correction because I got the chance to read this recently and the real context is even better: Clark and Bruce have never met at this point. Clark ended up on this yaught by accident and the people there just assumed he was Bruce Wayne making an entrance because none of them have ever met him. Clark isn’t even Superman at this point, he’s still just a twenty-something from kansas with super powers trying to figure his shit out, and he just stumbles into a billionaire’s yaught party and then foils an assassination attempt on accident. The best part is that Bruce finds out about this incident bc he obviously has surveilance on the parties he never attends and he’s just completely fucking baffled. I’m pretty sure this incident is why he knows Superman’s secret identity. What a fucking first impression. Absolutely legendary.

This extra context is amazing and makes everything all the more hilarious.

Omg this is amazing

rubberrhose: I haven’t posted my art here in quite a long time...

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 10:58:07 +1000

rubberrhose:

I haven’t posted my art here in quite a long time but a zine I was in last year suddenly and with no warning disappeared so here’s the piece I did for that :)))
I tried to imitate the style of silly detective novels!

robokitty77: shin-holly: lizardlingo: Stuff that always gets...

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 10:50:41 +1000

robokitty77:

shin-holly:

lizardlingo:

Stuff that always gets me

Yes please

I am the red one in the first picture.

izumikoshiro:It’s a promise.

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 10:46:27 +1000

izumikoshiro:

It’s a promise.

my-gender-is: My gender is dead and buried. Keep asking stupid questions and you’re next

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 10:42:27 +1000

my-gender-is:

My gender is dead and buried. Keep asking stupid questions and you’re next

megatraven: phoenixbracer: autumngracy: zooophagous: victoria...

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 10:40:46 +1000

megatraven:

phoenixbracer:

autumngracy:

zooophagous:

victoriankeysmash:

nicejewishgirl:

thegolddig:

Huge Vintage Triple Mirror

(more information, more etsy gold)

btw this is called a triple wedding ring mirror

Im so glad faerie portals are coming with options these days

How the fuck was this photographed

How the fuck was this photographed

the second pic made me feel such an enormous amount of dread and i fear that if i turn around, he’ll be standing right behind me and i will finally learn the truth of what he had to do

chotomy: i’ve been wanting to learn about alexander the great...

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 10:36:24 +1000

yeah hephaestion, like this is the first time alexander's asked you to get naked in a field

persian general: i just don't UNDERSTAND how he keeps his troops so LOYAL to him

out-gayed by a ROMAN? HUMILIATING!

i don't understand the alexander romance any better than you guys

stay strong ptolemy, 20 more years and you'll be king of egypt

chotomy:

i’ve been wanting to learn about alexander the great for ages, but unfortunately i hate military history :’( luckily this paper gave me the opportunity to read Alexander’s Tomb by Nicholas J. Saunders, and dear GOD did that man live a bananas life when he wasn’t busy conquering

thank you @diasparagmos for the mamma mia idea, i’ve been crying since you suggested it

hatingongodot: I Regret To Inform You That It Was I Who Was Horny For Mouths All Along norux: Saw...

Sat, 04 Apr 2020 12:14:10 +1100

hatingongodot:

I Regret To Inform You That It Was I Who Was Horny For Mouths All Along

norux:

Saw this again so here, this is what I meant

hatingongodot:

God you’re so right

hatingongodot:

*sees the way an artist draws mouths* Oh, so you’re like HORNY horny.

ao3commentoftheday:ao3commentoftheday:An A/B/O fic where the main character and all of the...

Thu, 02 Apr 2020 17:48:36 +1100

ao3commentoftheday:

ao3commentoftheday:
An A/B/O fic where the main character and all of the supporting characters are betas and the fic is just them dealing with life in this alternate universe where you can’t get that report from Paul because he’s in heat and the door to the icecream case at the grocery store was blocked by a rut and honestly? If they never hear the word knot again it will be too soon.
What are the long suffering beta memes like on facebook? How do you deal with your coworkers running of to you-know-what? Do apartment buildings come with great soundproofing or is that a DIY project you do one weekend because dear god the neighbours can’t keep it down?
#no betas we die because they’re the ones who kept society from crumbling while we f*cked